(or just refresh the page)-
Read Mulder's Big Adventure for somewhat more coherent X-Files humor-
Previously, on the X-Files... is a random image generator that uses Markov chains and ImageMagick to construct semi-coherent bits of random X-Files dialogue, based on community transcripts available from e.g. Inside The X.
The Markov code driving this is a refinement of the code I used to create Garkov, a random Garfield strip generator.