Comments on: Salamander Hand over Fist

By: Dawn

Dawn — Wed, 22 Jun 2011 04:35:17 +0000

Chapter 7: How To Wear Glasses…
I love you.

By: Suzanne

Suzanne — Sat, 31 Jul 2010 19:11:51 +0000

…is this site defunct, or … what’s the dealio? :(

By: Amanda

Amanda — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 01:51:44 +0000

OHHH MYYY GODDD.
I missed these. What took you so long? :(
Your absence made my heart hurt.

Anyway, great job on this one. You made a crappy episode some-what enjoyable to at least read about! I hope we don’t have to wait another year for another post to pop up!

Keep it comin’! You two are brilliant!
-Amanda

By: Meg

Meg — Fri, 16 Apr 2010 21:19:41 +0000

Hey Guys,
SO HAPPY YOU’RE BACK!!!!!! (and please don’t leave us alone for so long ever again..) This was a particularly ‘blahhh’ episode, but as usual, y’all made it worthy of re-watching. I particularly enjoy your captions- “the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy murderer” lolol
Also, in reference to Mulder’s ridiculous reply to Scully being bait, “let’s hope it’s not the last”- WTF? really Mulder??
Sooo happy you’re back and I can’t wait for the next update!!!

By: goblinbox

goblinbox — Fri, 16 Apr 2010 04:40:17 +0000

You know what’s awesome? This paragraph is awesome, that’s what:

Cue a filmreel about Crazy Doctor Ridley courtesy bald scientist dude who knew Ridley and thinks he’s a big ol’ jerkypants. And trots out a nazi reference, proving that Godwin’s Law applies to network television as well.

I mean, Godwin’s Law? You win!

By: Adam

Adam — Sat, 10 Apr 2010 05:53:40 +0000

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

By: Mark Wrede

Mark Wrede — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 01:41:13 +0000

Observations regarding the series:
1. LA Times critic noted, “I liked this show better when it was called ‘Twin Peaks.’”
2. FBI X-files are real. Cases regarding UFOs were given subject line ‘X’ meaning ‘No subject.’ Many shows are based on real case incidents that can be read at fbi.foia.gov — but on the show, they get to make up their own evidence.
3. No matter whether their search takes them into a home or building, Dana and Fox never turn on the lights, preferring to search with a flashlight.
4. There are many awkward moments on the show, lots of time-consuming business as they come onto the scene with a flashlight in one hand, gun in the other — then they find evidence and begin juggling the light and gun as they put on surgical gloves, get out a baggie, and carefully collect the evidence. Just once I wish they could have been like a four-handed Hindu god to get us through this stage business more quickly.
5. No show is complete without the pair tearing through the dark, waving their flashlights and pistols and calling out “Scuulleee,” “Muulldderrr,” “Scuulleee,” “Muulldderr,” for at least one full minute.
6. I love your series and look forward to reading every installment.

By: DigitalSeraphim

DigitalSeraphim — Mon, 05 Apr 2010 23:28:08 +0000

@dbl: Didn’t you know that all of his “false starts” are caused specifically by Fox-legal-department-take-down-notice-criminal-underground-running-alien-bounty-hunter-chasing-shenanigans?

Boy, I thought all of us knew that. Didn’t you help build the shelter under an unnamed dorm at an unnamed college?

By: Ashley

Ashley — Mon, 05 Apr 2010 15:54:39 +0000

You guys really, really, really need to not wait a year between postings again.

By: Plutor

Plutor — Mon, 05 Apr 2010 00:56:57 +0000

I am not appeased! You have merely delayed my wrath by a short interval! Without further updates, I will continue to withhold my MeFi projects votes!

Er, I mean — woo!