Comments on: Obligatory “Sex-Files” joke

By: Calraigh

Calraigh — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 04:13:10 +0000

Christ, the headlines write themselves, don’t they? I mean, journos are on autopilot right now. To quote Bad Blood ( or, Isaac Hayes, R.I.P, really ) ” Who’s the sex machine with all the chicks? ” Well, now we know. I want Gillian Anderson’s comment on this, stat.

Please don’t be flippant about Chronic Acute Awesomitis, I suffer from it myself, and to be honest, I’m detecting all the symptoms from you two. It’s a debilitating disease, generally involving being awesome, a lot of the time.

By: Esmeralda

Esmeralda — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 18:11:26 +0000

lol.

By: Esmeralda

Esmeralda — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 18:06:52 +0000

Do you guys remember that song from the early 00s called “David Duchovny Why Don’t You Love Me?”

this reminds me of that for some reason. I guess they have the same level of awesome absurdity.

By: Maxwelton

Maxwelton — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 05:59:06 +0000

I’m now vaguely curious as to what “sex addiction” might be, but am building up the nerve to see what google returns for the term.

I hope this means his wife and perhaps a few other folks are tired of his attention, but suspect it means advanced carpal tunnel and an endlessly running loop of 2G1C.

By: That's what she

That's what she — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 17:08:11 +0000

He totally did Gillian Anderson.

Its practically official.

By: Ashley

Ashley — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 05:18:52 +0000

I think we finally found the answer to that eternal question, “David Duchovny, why won’t you love me?” Well, it’s because he was too busy loving everybody else.