Obligatory “Sex-Files” joke

David Duchovny. In rehab. For sex addiction.

Not making this up.

Next week: Gillian Anderson diagnosed with chronic acute awesomitis.

(We’re working on a writeup for Eve currently. Still trying to buy that house, but we’ll have a proper update soon, we promise. And it will involve a joke about a butt.)

6 Comments »

  1. Ashley Said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 10:18 pm

    I think we finally found the answer to that eternal question, “David Duchovny, why won’t you love me?” Well, it’s because he was too busy loving everybody else.

  2. That's what she Said,

    August 29, 2008 @ 10:08 am

    He totally did Gillian Anderson.

    Its practically official.

  3. Maxwelton Said,

    August 30, 2008 @ 10:59 pm

    I’m now vaguely curious as to what “sex addiction” might be, but am building up the nerve to see what google returns for the term.

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  4. Esmeralda Said,

    August 31, 2008 @ 11:06 am

    Do you guys remember that song from the early 00s called “David Duchovny Why Don’t You Love Me?”

    this reminds me of that for some reason. I guess they have the same level of awesome absurdity.

  5. Esmeralda Said,

    August 31, 2008 @ 11:11 am

    lol.

  6. Calraigh Said,

    September 1, 2008 @ 9:13 pm

    Christ, the headlines write themselves, don’t they? I mean, journos are on autopilot right now. To quote Bad Blood ( or, Isaac Hayes, R.I.P, really ) ” Who’s the sex machine with all the chicks? ” Well, now we know. I want Gillian Anderson’s comment on this, stat.

    Please don’t be flippant about Chronic Acute Awesomitis, I suffer from it myself, and to be honest, I’m detecting all the symptoms from you two. It’s a debilitating disease, generally involving being awesome, a lot of the time.

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