David Duchovny. In rehab. For sex addiction.

Not making this up.

Next week: Gillian Anderson diagnosed with chronic acute awesomitis.

(We’re working on a writeup for Eve currently. Still trying to buy that house, but we’ll have a proper update soon, we promise. And it will involve a joke about a butt.)

Mulder’s Big Adventure is a little sidetracked right now, and we feel terrible about that, so sorry for the big delay between updates. Right now, we’re pretty heavily distracted by Josh and Angela’s Big House Purchasing Adventure, but we’ll try to get another episode up soon.

Two things:

1. Movie. Will try to talk about it soon as well. It was good. It was not perfect.
1b. Beard!
1c. Googling is something that would normally happen before proposing a specific and highly experimental treatment, Dr. Scully.

2. Bigfoot. I guess they caught him? I don’t know.