Comments on: Psychokineptic Monocle-ation

By: gosh

gosh — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 23:13:49 +0000

Poor Lauren. She has a ghostly guardian angel, and still she’d rather be “normal” and work in a shitty job for some shitty woman that gets all uppity and bitchy when it takes 25 minutes to get her typing done. Lauren should get the hell out of that job, hit the casino and travel the world in luxury having adventures with her ghostly sugar daddy.

By: cam

cam — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 19:32:38 +0000

you are my new GODS!

By: calraigh

calraigh — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 21:09:12 +0000

” Mrow ”. My favourite bit. Scully’s comment, ” Who is the other person? ” always bothered me. Like, wtf? Do you have a magic scrambler located in your retinas, woman?!

By: Esmeralda

Esmeralda — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 21:17:40 +0000

You guys are so goddamned funny it’s not even funny.
I snorted earl grey tea into my sinuses several times throughout.

I check this website every damn day to see if you’ve made a new one.

Don’t you dare stop. Ever.

By: Shalora

Shalora — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 09:02:45 +0000

…dude. I’ve read this through twice, and I still have only vague memories of this particular episode. Must re-watch when I get home from work (yes, I am at work at 2 am). Though watching after having read this will be a much more amusing prospect, I’m sure! :)

By: Nate

Nate — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 14:40:54 +0000

“This is a many-nippled jacket, reflecting Scully’s interest in motherhood.”

No, she was just being fashionable. Leprachaun blazers were the big thing in the early 90s. S’truth.

By: Heather

Heather — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 06:41:09 +0000

“Blood Tub VII: Dead, White, and Blue”

I positively love the commentary on every picture that you post (especially the one from The Pilot where Mulder knocks on Scully’s door, only to be caught revealing a tiny measurement between thumb and finger — hilarious).

Oh, and if voting has anything to do with this, I completely agree with Rebecca, you should NEVER stop. The later episodes will offer crazy amounts of laugh riot sessions, ESPECIALLY Terms of Endearment. I’m presonally looking forward to Little Green Men, The Host, and Teso dos Bichos.

By: Rebecca

Rebecca — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 21:39:18 +0000

I think you two have the funniest fan commentaries since MST3K.

Please, please, please, never stop; I can’t wait till you get to the Bruce Campbell episode.

By: Ashley

Ashley — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 02:43:01 +0000

“This is a many-nippled jacket, reflecting Scully’s interest in motherhood.”

How do you come up with this crap!? LMAO.

By: Chelly

Chelly — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 03:22:48 +0000

The homeless thing must’ve been the follow-up to flannel shirts and ripped jeans.

That is a helluvalotta audible dot-dot-dotting.

Are said cornflakes related to any grills, by chance?

The Istfahan? …Gesundheit. Hmmm, doesn’t seem to work as well when I do it.

I always thought her pointing out the blurry crap was odd, because it wouldn’t be in the normal range of a person. It’s like…up in the air? Are people flying now, Scully?

And that cat is scaring me.

Thank you for mentioning the blur thing! That never made sense to me….another Folie A Deux? This time led by Scully?

Might I add that Scully’s many-nippled jacket looks VERRRRY manly.

Microfilm…Please tell me there aren’t going to be any more Microfilm-related walks down memory lane…

Old-Man-Gravedigger…ahhh, the X-Files has some great minor characters. This guy always reminded me of someone I knew…maybe I should be concerned about that…NAH.

I’ve noticed that Mulder has a creepy man-crush on Elvis.

Scully always misses it. It’s the pilot allll over again. Story of her life, I guess. And that hit-woman had REALLY weird hair if I remember correctly.

That was some damn menacing hand-from-pocket-removing.

Mulder is sort of missing a big (actually “legitimate”) thing here…but what else is new?

HE SAID “BITCH”! It always sounds weird to me when people cuss on TXF. I get some sort of perverse enjoyment out of it, though, not gonna lie.

Annnd Scully misses it again.

Howard Graves? NO. WAY. I think that guy was my sixth grade math teacher.